lilgarcia23Don’t Say “That’s So Gay” Campaign (Wanda Sykes) [ x ]
How about a round of applause.
reblog foreverremember these commercials?!
I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?
This joke makes me so angry
Someone help me
fun date idea: Go down on me while I shop online with ur credit card
I don’t think someone could focus on the internet while I was going down on them.
you over estimate your skill and underestimate the joy of shopping
This is my niece, Hazel Michelle. Reblog this to make her the only baby to have won Toddler Survivor.
This is my favorite scene of Bob’s Burgers ever.
we should talk more about how ‘macaroni’ in 18th century england was used to mean ‘fashionable’ because a bunch of rich young dudes went to italy and really liked the stuff there
language is weird
humans are weird