I'm not who you think I am.

faireyedelephants:

cbhermitwriter972:

myselfisme:

Don’t Say “That’s So Gay” Campaign (Wanda Sykes) [ x ]

How about a round of applause.

reblog forever

lilgarcia23
remember these commercials?!
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soggypizza:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

This joke makes me so angry 

Someone help me

queerchesters:

arterialspurt:

queerchesters:

fun date idea: Go down on me while I shop online with ur credit card

I don’t think someone could focus on the internet while I was going down on them.

you over estimate your skill and underestimate the joy of shopping

This is my niece, Hazel Michelle. Reblog this to make her the only baby to have won Toddler Survivor.

This is my niece, Hazel Michelle. Reblog this to make her the only baby to have won Toddler Survivor.

phurlz:

This is my favorite scene of Bob’s Burgers ever.

WE’VE ALL DONE SOME DUMB ASS SHIT

farorescourage:

kaplands:

we should talk more about how ‘macaroni’ in 18th century england was used to mean ‘fashionable’ because a bunch of rich young dudes went to italy and really liked the stuff there

language is weird

humans are weird

 
it finally makes sense